FlipBoardThis Dutch PSA has now been featured on link dumps for network buddies With Leather and FilmDrunk, but it’s a commercial that really deserves the widest audience possible, so please, give it a look. You won’t be sorry.
What happens is there’s a stripper, right? And then a fisherman comes out of the audience and clubs her and tears her guts out onstage, which is one of the more unusual kink shows you’re going to find in Amsterdam. Anyway, the lesson is that every day, fish are getting their guts torn out while they’re conscious. And I think we can all agree that this is wrong. No one should go up on stage and tear strippers’ guts out. It should be done in the privacy of your soundproof basement.
(By the way, the woman here is Ancilla Tilia, a Dutch fetish model and performer whom you can see naked with a cursory Google Image Search. But if that sounds like too much trouble, or if you’re a pansy who uses SafeSearch, you can go straight to NSFWville here.)
My trip to NSFWville is going to have to wait until I get home.
I’ve done the crowbar part, but the gutting? That’s new to me.
(@ Upstate — quit work. It’s worth it.)
Doogie from Richmond wrote, starred in and directed this commercial.
/anyone else here remember Doogie?
And that, son, is how you get your money back…
(Considers recycling FilmDrunk
jokesstatements)Everybody get off this guys back! Part of her smelled like fish so he just assumed she was a fish in disguise.
I’ll admit it… I came.
UU, I remember that glorious sumbitch…hated strippers more than anyone I’ve ever met.
@UU, Enrico: My understanding is that Doogie got a new gig as governor of South Carolina.
I remember Doogie. Prolly cuz he had my mom down in his basement.
According to the end of this video, “Word Wakker” is Dutch for “Wake up?” Really? Okay, this is totally how I’m going to wake up everyone in the world who I might ever need to wake up from now on. By tiptoeing into their room, softly leaning close to them, and shrieking “Word Wakker!” in their ear over and over.
Hi, I’m Peter Griffin. You know, we’ve had a lot of laughs tonight, but I’ll tell you what’s not funny: killing strippers. Strippers are people too – naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain in a VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them, cause most of them are already dead inside.
Its just a fish get over it. Bears eat them alive, mabey we should kill off the bear population while where at it or hawks and eagles. WTF