This Time-Traveling ‘Titanic’ Theory Makes Both No Sense And Perfect Sense

02.26.15 3 years ago 6 Comments
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It’s no Jack-could’ve-fit-gate, but there’s a new Titanic theory making its way around the internet, which is weird because it’s an 18-year-old movie about something that happened a century ago. But people love Jack and Rose almost as much as Billy Zane likes watching himself in his Phantom outfit, and honestly, James Cameron made a $237 million environmental propaganda film about blue sea monkeys that have hair-sex. I’m not putting anything past him.

I buy that more than the alternate ending, which is REAL.

Via CinemaBlend

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