I saw a meme the other day that said “DJ Khaled is the most supportive person in my life right now,” and it was fairly accurate. Only Khaled can make me feel like having an “amazing breakfast” was not just a “f*ck you!” to my fictional haters, but also required great courage and fortitude on my part. That makes me feel fantastic! So, I’m very much pleased with this They Don’t Want You To Win generator based on Rap Game Deepak Chopra’s quotes and, let’s be honest, nonsense.
Clever techie @gk3 gathered up all of Khaled’s words of wisdom from his popular Snapchat and churned out an inspirational generator rife with Khaled’s keys to success spoken aloud by the man himself. “They key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life.” “Bless up. Don’t play yourself.” “The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows. A lot.” Yeah, all that plus more just by clicking the cool little “Another One” tab. Genius.