College students really are our country's most valuable resource when it comes to innovations in sexy partying. Like, if i see a huge hole in the ground and it's filled with muddy water, I'm all "I better not step in that. I'm trying to cut back on my typhoid and dysentery."
Not college students, though. They see a mudhole, and in go the bikini-clad girls. Because what would spring break be without some genuine mud wrestling? Or dysentery, for that matter?
Edit: I regret the mistake above. In the previous paragraph I insinuated that those bikini clad girls could get dysentery from wrestling in stagnant, muddy water. That's totally incorrect. I meant to write sexy dysentery. HOTT!
I want more like this!
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