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76ERS GIVE MALE DANCE TEAM THE AX

By 10.17.07

Sad news today for the huge percentage of With Leather readers who are female fans masturbating to the NBA's male dance squads: Philadelphia's Broad Street Beefcakes have gotten a collective pink slip.

Destroying the tawdry fantasies of local women, and men, too, the Sixers have dismantled the Broad Street Beefcakes, a group of male dancers… Sixers spokesman Michael Preston says the team's "moving in a new direction," and will "implement several new elements" to in-house entertainment.

Now when I read the word "beefcake," I assumed the Sixers had a bunch of hunky guys with amazing dance moves like me, and I felt real empathy for the plight of the Beefcakes.  It's not easy for men to get by on raw sex appeal and dance moves these days.  But then I read a previous audition announcement for the team…

Requirements:

  • Must be 250+ pounds over the age of 21 years.
  • Must submit a full body shot (wide lenses highly recommended)
  • No previous dance training.
  • …and I realized the whole concept of the team was just fat people dancing poorly.  Which means it was the stupidest fuckin' idea in the world to begin with.  If I wanted to pay to see fat people jiggle I'd buy a plane ticket back to the Midwest.  The only job fat people should have is running on treadmills to power our electrical grids. 


    TOPICS#NBA
    TAGSCHEERLEADERSFansFAT FUCKS

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