Cowboys wideout Terrell Owens wasn't talking to the media last Wednesday, unless the media had blonde hair and a nice ass. Lucky for TV Azteca's Ines Sainz, a former Miss Spain, she fit those qualifications like a… uh… tight… pair of jeans. Wow, her ass has some kind of gravitational power over my ability to write metaphors. I don't see that every day.
You have to admit, T.O. played it really smooth with her. Right up to the point he cried like a little bitch on television.