Here’s that Jordan Brand ad of Carmelo Anthony of the Denver Nuggets playing with four other Carmelo Anthonys of the Denver Nuggets. They’re taking on five other Carmelo Anthonys, who also appear to be from the Denver Nuggets. Carmelo is also coaching the game, taking photos, sitting courtside as a fan and providing color commentary. No wonder they’ve been calling his number all night. I’m not sure what they’re selling here, aside from an all-black sneaker and the style of wearing black socks the way that your dad does whenever he mows the lawn. Meh, it’s still fun. Carmelo is not, however, doing the team’s laundry or selling hot dogs, because Mr. Anthony finds that to be “b:tch work.” Via That NBA Lottery Pick.