When your mom and dad love each other very much, they f-ck. The result is “Weekend Picks.” Home teams are in ALL CAPS.
Tonight: Spurs -4 over 76ERS. I don’t know what to say about this, but you should definitely listen to me.
Clippers -4.5 over CAVALIERS. This site will sadly not change after Cleveland’s game is over.
Burnsy and Ryan Walsh over me. Everyone should give an Internet clap for Burnsy and Ryan Walsh’s posts today. Feel free to also use this opportunity to boo me for dedicating a post to English bulldogs, but I can’t hear it unless you come to my residence. Or, you can type “BOOO” in the comments section. That works too.
Nyquil over Dayquil. I’ve been sick for the past couple of days, so I’ve been having a lot of both. Nyquil’s taste is better and allows me to see the purple unicorn in the corner of my room. Also, it makes watching this music video (that contains potential nightmare fuel) way more fun.
Have a good weekend!