so the owner of the vancouver canadians was like,
According to the Canadians page, the racers are Ms. BC Roll, Mr. Kappa Maki and “the sinister” Chef Wasabi. Wasabi spends his time “cheating [and] tricking the other contestants,” and I hope that means he throws salt in their eyes. That would be devastating for a good piece of sushi.
I’m shocked that sushi can run at all, I figured it’d just flop around like a dead fish.