“The Great Potato Race continues to be the most popular promotion at Memorial Stadium. The promotion grabs the attention of the entire stadium as the Gem, Spud and Fry race around the bases!”
what the hell is a gem
edit: According to Wikipedia, the common tater tot is known as a “potato gem” or “potato pom-pom,” but that doesn’t explain to me why Idahoans are appropriating sub-Coriolis lingo. Is Idaho secretly into Australia? Am I going to get to Boise and run into a bunch of chazzwozzas and get kicked in the ass with a big shoe?
If you live in Australia and call tater tots “potato pom-poms,” you should probably stop speaking.