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Best And Worst Of WWE Survivor Series 2012 By Dan 'Soupy' Campbell

By / 11.19.12

Worst:

Ryback saying “feast” makes me feel weird. I can’t really explain it beyond that. Just like, it feels wrong and dirty.

Worst:

That was a really shitty pop for Cena. I want to give that a best because this is the internet and we hate John Cena or whatever but really, it just bums me out. I’d like to think it means that wrestling is going a different awesome direction but it actually just makes me nervous that people don’t give a shit about wrestling anymore. Cena’s the face of the company. If crowds don’t pop for him, I don’t know where things are going. Also, Cena seems like a nice enough dude. Part of me just wants him to be a happy guy.

Best:

Those steps f**king exploded. That looked awesome and is especially cool because they’re made of like depleted uranium or something so Cena must have hit them with the velocity of a small commuter train. I’m not sure of the exact physics of it, but if they’re as heavy as Cena makes them seem when he lifts them (and, duh, of course they are), the force needed to make them fly like that must have been intense.

Worst:

Ryback’s weird pre-Meat Hook shoulder dance. This is the same shit I was saying with Kofi’s hand slap shimmy thing except it looks even more awkward. I can’t tell if it looks like he’s having a stroke or if it looks like the most awkward kid alive at his first middle school dance but either way it needs to stop. The people are SO STOKED to chant feed me more. Just do the normal hands above your head thing and they’ll do it. You don’t have to stroke dance your way to chants.

Best:

Punk really is great. I think he gets a lot of unwarranted shit. Well, I guess it is warranted because if you call yourself the best in the world, you’d better live up to it. I honestly feel like Punk does a great job every match. He looked great throughout most of this and I always enjoy watching him go.

Best:

The Ryback seemed legit confused by the rules which is awesome. I really like the idea of Ryback as something outside of human. He got over for me when he showed up and threw a couch at Miz. I used to (and should start again) reading this comic called Sweet Tooth where animal/human hybrids exist. I dig the idea of The Ryback being like that. He understands and can speak some English. He loves wrestling because he gets to beat people up but he doesn’t really understand that there are rules and regulations. I think he did a great job portraying that when he recently screamed “I hit hard,” into the camera last week. You sure do, buddy. You sure do.

Best:

That table f**king exploded! I feel like a lot of announce tables just kind of break. Ryback annihilated them. The only issue is now Jerry Lawler has nowhere to put his shitty Samsung Galaxy or whatever.


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