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By / 11.06.12

Here are some great jokes about this video of a shifty series of events at a women’s college soccer match, assuming you are a total asshole:

1. What a crazy looking kitchen! It’s full of grass and people playing soccer!

2. “C’mon it’s not like she hasn’t had´╗┐ balls in her face before…”

3. She throws like a girl!

4. something else about kitchens

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I hope you enjoy one of the most spectacularly dirty plays I’ve ever seen, and a living exercise in one player not being able to figure out how to get her face the hell away from the ball. She’s throwing it at your head over and over, pay attention! Or shit, worse case scenario, kick her in the chest with your shin when she jogs by to chat with the ref. Zidane her. Do something besides just standing there holding your head like a goon.

All joking aside, I think we can all agree that the lady chucking soccer balls at peoples’ faces in the history’s most low-stakes game is the worst person and the best ever at soccer.

[h/t to OTBS]


TAGSBOOM HEADSHOTCOLLEGE SOCCERCOLLEGE SPORTSDIRTY PLAYERSOUCH MY FACEREASONS TO HATE SOCCERSOCCERWOMEN'S SOCCER

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