Oh Internet, you never ever change with your crazy photoshops and fake rumors. Earlier this year, a really great and authentic-looking movie poster started making the rounds thanks to a site that I don’t link that likes to pretend photoshops are real. That poster was for Space Jam 2, starring LeBron James as the hare apparent (GET IT?!?!) to Michael Jordan, whose acting turn in the original Space Jam is what makes me shout at all of the people who hate on Air today for the fact that he’s a horrible NBA owner.
Anyway, that fake poster is back, and while I’m 99% willing to bet one whole American dollar on the idea that James will indeed one day star in Space Jam 2, I don’t want people sending me this poster again with messages like, “HOW HAVE YOU NOT COVERED THIS????” It’s not because it bothers me, but because Danger Guerrero threatens to stab me when I write about Space Jam. That’s his thing.
Monday Night Football: Patriots at Panthers – 8:25 PM ET on ESPN
I would really, really appreciate it if this game ends with a 28-0 score, with Rob Gronkowski scoring 3 TDs and Stevan Ridley scoring the other. It’s for what matters most in sports – my fantasy teams.
WWE Monday Night Raw – 8 PM ET on USA
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are back to help me fall asleep at 8:04.
NHL: Ducks at Penguins – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
Did you know that the St. Louis Blues are very good this season? I did. In fact, I just learned that before I went into my closet to find my Blues shirt.
NCAA Basketball: Vermont at Providence – 7 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
NCAA Basketball: North Carolina (Asheville) at Duke – 7 PM ET on ESPNU
NCAA Basketball: Texas Southern at Texas Tech – 9 PM ET on ESPNU
All this talk already about phenoms like Andrew Wiggins and Jabari Parker has me super excited for this season of college basketball. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m wearing my brand new Hasheem Thabeet jersey.