In case you missed it last week, CM Punk, one of WWE’s biggest stars, abruptly walked out on the company, effectively quitting his job a month before the debut of the WWE Network and only two months before WrestleMania 30. Whether or not this is part of a wrestling story remains to be seen.
One of Punk’s biggest celebrity fans is Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger turned MMA fighter turned karate skydiving world record breaker turned Power Ranger again Jason David Frank. JDF has been telling anyone who’ll listen that he wants to fight Punk in an MMA bout and will do anything to make that happen.
Now that Punk’s out of a job, those efforts have gone full Dragonzord. Via Frank’s official Facebook fan page:
So now that CM punk is out of his contracts and wants to do MMA. Why not me? He already said he fight me. I got this on video from a fan. Come on CM punk we could make this a awesome fight. Plus his weight is way down. This is a recent pic. I’ll make any weight to make this happen!! JDF @wizardworld
This has been going on since 2012, by the way.
Here’s how the fight needs to go down: Punk and Frank start off and things are fairly even, with Punk getting an advantage. Knowing that his back’s against the wall, Jason David Frank breaks out the old Dragonzord whistle and makes a comeback. Knowing that PUNK is about to lose now, a crazy Asian lady on the moon throws down a giant spear (maybe we can use Roman Reigns for this part) and causes Punk to “grow” into Brock Lesnar. JDF and four-to-five of his friends get together, become Alistair Overeem and cut Lesnar in half with knees to the gut.
Afterwards, the gang goes to the juice bar and makes fun of Bulk and Skull for watching wrestling instead of MMA.