The Best And Worst Of Impact Wrestling 3/27/14: I Choo-Choo-Choose You

By: 03.28.14  •  12 Comments


Hey guys! Are you ready for far too many words about this week’s Impact? I wasn’t, but I wrote ’em anyways!

– Thanks to Matt Wilson and Chris Sims for having me on the War Rocket Ajax WrestleMania preview show. Chris Haley was there too, and he’s a pretty rad guy. It’s a fun listen, and I actually stay on topic without rambling about UltraMantis for half an hour instead of WWE!

– Speaking of podcasts, Beyond Wrestling’s Drew Cordeiro filled in for the really very sick Brandon over at The Mandible Claw. I love Drew, and late night burrito/wrestling talks are my jam, so this one was a lot of fun.

– I won’t be at WrestleMania, but I will be at the significantly less expensive (and my birthday present from Matthew) opening round of the Tag World Grand Prix at Wrestling is Fun. You should come too! Jervis Cottonbelly will be there, as will my Jervis Cottonbelly heartsmiles.

– Follow me on Twitter here, With Leather here, and UPROXX here. Also like, share, and comment! These are all great things that take like two seconds. Maybe. I’ve never timed them, but if I say it confidently you might believe me!

This week on Impact: Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud hang out in the woods, and it’s even more delightful than you’re anticipating.

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