I went to Wikipedia, checked to see who owns the record for most appearances on the cover of SI. There’s Michael Jordan with 50, Muhammad Ali is second with 37. Further on down the list we have Tom Brady with 19 and Kate Upton with 3 and Russell Wilson’s dong with 1 and what’s going on here?
Naturally, Russell’s Wilson (patent pending) photoshops are rolling in.
— fka 'WFANAudio' (@OrdioMongo) August 27, 2014
Russell Wilson’s ex-wife
No, you spent your day doing Russell Wilson dong photoshops.