Can You Figure Out What Lou Holtz Is Saying In This Clip?

10.18.14 3 years ago 21 Comments

ESPN commentator Lou Holtz went full Daffy Duck here, something something “sufferin’ succotash I’m in a coma.”

Right?

Please someone help us. We’re dying to know what he said. This might be one of sport’s greatest mysteries.

For what it’s worth, the person running the closed caption for ABC thought it was this.

Lou Holtz

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