03.13.09 9 years ago 7 Comments

I would fancy a guess that some of you have predetermined notions about divorce proceedings, and so do I. My parents only stay together now because they’re both so fat and ugly that nobody else would ever get with’um. Which brings us to Terry Bollea, who we all know better as Hulk Hogan. Bollea is in the midst of some nasty divorce proceedings as he and his former wife, Linda, draw battle lines to see who’s gonna get the Hulkster’s money, brutha. Things come to a head when Hulk starts talking smack to Linda’s lawyer, who asks, “Are you gonna wrestle me?” I admire how the guy doesn’t back down from the legend. I already like him better than Randy Orton.

Holy crap, the attorney’s name is Ray Lafool. I see now why he asked about wrestling, instead of blurting out, “My mama didn’t raise no Lafool.” Because that would be lying.

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