This is Ken Griffey, Jr. He’s here on behalf of Upper Deck. He does not give a shit about any of this.
If you missed it, The (44-year old) Kid went on SportsCenter to promote Upper Deck’s 25th anniversary by giving the world’s most unenthusiastic interview to poor Linda Cohn, a woman who is just doing her job and trying to salvage whatever she can from a brief discussion about cards with a tired old man. Here’s what you need to see from the interview:
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