Since everything on the Internet is true, it's either 2001 or Bruce Bowen got traded back to the Heat, as this screen shot from the Heat's official home page implies (thanks to hunky reader Bruce — not Bowen).
Oh man I hope it's 2001. Because that means I can still do twenty dead-hang pull-ups and my girlfriend is curious about anal. Oh and I guess someone can stop 9/11. But seriously, I think a couple glasses of champagne is all it will take to convince her.