I remember being a kid and thinking about how great it was to be able to touch the rim, even if it wasn’t on a regulation hoop. There’s something euphoric about the act of dunking that makes white kids feel fantastic. But to do that, you need a ball, as this unhappy youngster plainly forgot. And it’s illegal to hang on the rim, anyway. That’s a technical foul, young man. Not to mention a trip to the hospital.