This poor woman was just hanging out in the end zone, minding her own business ahead of New Mexico State’s game with Cal Poly when all of a sudden, BAM, Keystone the horse all up in her face. Thankfully Zaina Atyani walked away relatively unscathed, even tweeted about the incident.
Just got knocked out by a horse. No big deal.
— Zaina Atyani (@ZainaAtyani) August 29, 2014
The school claims Keystone slipped on the new artificial turf “just as any player could have during the game.” Except, uh, Keystone is a horse you guys. And he weighs like 1000 pounds. I’m sure there’s room in the athletic budget for some new turf shoes. Get on that.
[Deadspin]