Unlike Barack Obama’s ceremonial first pitch in St. Louis this past summer, America’s 44th president put his pitch for the 2016 Summer Olympics. The International Olympic Committee will announce its decision on Friday. It’s pretty much the standard Obama stump address: we are the world, can’t we all just get along, so on and so forth. And I’m kinda hoping that Chicago actually does get the Olympics, if only so I can keep using this photoshop. Oh, and for the goodwill of the world and all that crap. via.