The Best And Worst Of Impact Wrestling 6/12/14: The Three-Count of Monte Cristo

This week on Impact: NOT KENNY KING'S NIPPLES

This week on Impact: NOT KENNY KING'S NIPPLES

Hey friends! Do you like shows here nothing makes sense, but it’s okay because nothing really matters? That’s a pretty niche interest, but luckily you are gonna love this week. First:

– This weekend is Inspire Pro Wrestling’s Clash at the Bash! Davey Vega vs. Thomas shire in a match I’m pretty sure I willed into existence! Brandon Stroud in a taco-shirt tribute to Dan Barry! Good wrestling, and a beach theme! Everything in this description is magical. Get to it if you can, and if not, watch their shows in full on YouTube and wish you were there.

– Like this report on Facebook, share it on the sharing places, comment, tweet, tumbl, and make sure this gets read by as many people as possible. Even by Gunner. Actually…no. Not by Gunner. Nevermind.

– Follow me on Twitter here, With Leather here, and UPROXX here. Follow Bram at @AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

This week on Impact Wrestling: Nothing before this show has ever happened. We swear. Don’t ever question it. Ever.

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