In case you weren’t keeping track yesterday, Dwight Howard originally reportedly told his teammates and Orlando Magic personnel that he was going to sign his ETO and opt in for one more season in blue and white. Then he was all like, “LOL JK!” so the Magic were set to trade him to his (and his agent’s) preferred destination of New Jersey. And then at some point during the night, Dwight changed his mind again and announced that he will sign his ETO today. And if he doesn’t he’ll be traded. But if he does, we get one more year of this crap.
(Via the Orlando Pinstripe Post)
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