This kid totally botches his entrance into backyard wrestling, and he should lose his title automatically for this. I guess they’ll have to reschedule that cone match for next weekend. Other wrestling news: Scott Hall got arrested for being belligerent in a barfight, Macho Man Randy Savage got married, and Randy Orton hurt his shoulder in the WWE pay-per-view last night. And do you think Brooke Hogan is hot? I have no complaints. Jon Lovitz is hosting RAW tonight. His assessment of pro wrestling today? It stinks.
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