The Golden State Warriors defeated the Utah Jazz last night, and Baron Davis served Andrei Kirilenko with a subpoena to the ongoing trial of Weeping v. Masculinity:
Jason Richardson praised the rack-shaking abilities of his teammate:
"That would have to be the greatest dunk I've ever seen with my eyes in person," marveled Richardson, the two-time NBA dunk champion. "It was like he put his whole body in the rim."
HELLO! I don't think you can say that. Just to clarify, Richardson sees with his eyes, and they are located on his person. Greg Beachem, AP Sports Writer, proffered this jewel:
Davis even got a technical foul after throwing it down for "acting the fool" in celebration — but the screaming arena backed him up.
Uh, you probably shouldn't say that either. -KD