Ya know how they get the bull to buck back and forth like that, fellas? Here’s something you can test out yourselves in the office. Run an extension cord between your legs, with one hand in front of you and one behind. Now yank upward as hard as you can about 100 times. Hurts, doesn’t it? You wouldn’t want anyone filming that either, would you?
That bull’s name? Charlie Sheen. Because that bull is WINNING. (So I changed it. Shoot me.)