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Once You Go Marucci Black You Never Go Back

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What you're watching, should you be able to get through all 35 seconds without blacking out and waking up in the perfume section of a Dillard's, is MLB (or approximately MLB) stars Albert Pujols, David Ortiz, Jose Bautista, Bryce Harper, career.

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Is South Florida In For Another “Big Three”?

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A few weeks back, before the Cardinals pulled off the greatest two-game winning streak in my lifetime, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/10/on-the-2011-world-series-its-storylines-ken-griffey-jr">I noted</a> one of the provocative storylines centered around the impending free agency gold rush the offseason would present.

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Time To Freak Out, Cardinals Fans

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For the first time since 2000, the St.

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A Recap In Pictures: The World Series Game 6

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  My buddy texted me this morning to ask what Game 6 looked like through the eyes of a St.

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On The 2011 World Series, Its Storylines & Ken Griffey, Jr.

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Conceptually speaking, the World Series is the closest thing in sports to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Derek Holland Needs A New Mustache

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On Saturday night, Albert Pujols gave us perhaps the greatest individual game performance in World Series history.

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Covering The Faces: The Emotion Of The Greatest Night In Baseball History

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The hyperbole has been intense over the past 12 hours or so since Evan Longoria barreled through his teammates to touch home plate last night.

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Free Fantasy Baseball with DraftStreet: This Time, It’s For Serious

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<a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollc.aspx?AID=586&subid=June+2011+MLB+Freeroll&pid=14"> The first time we partnered up with <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollc.aspx?AID=586&subid=June+2011+MLB+Freeroll&pid=14">DraftStreet</a> to promote their free fantasy baseball game, I finished in the fifties.

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Morning Links: Do You Realize Pujols?

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Sports Albert Pujols Injured, Out 4-6 Weeks - Still injured.

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Albert Pujols Fractures Forearm, Will Miss 4-6 Weeks

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Contrary to popular belief, baseball is fine by me.

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Wilson Betemit Destroys God

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Alternate title: e'ouch Before you can even type "Albert Pujols out 4-6 weeks following wrist injury", the Internet has turned itself inside out reacting to Kansas City Royal Wilson Betemit's Flash-on-Anti-Monitor run into Albert's glove, showing us that the world's most powerful living entity can feel pain, and that when he feels it, he does a weird little hop to show it.

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The Dugout: We Stinks

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Carlos Zambrano has told the Cubs what they already know: <a href="http://www.csnchicago.com/pages/video?PID=T_SWu5_LILtv6L6Z0L84eAgp9pwRz_on">they stink</a>.

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Baseball is Boring: Baseball Happened This Weekend

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After missing two consecutive Mondays due to an extended hospital stay, I've returned to cover the only thing more boring than potassium pills and intestinal blockage: Major League Baseball.

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The Dugout: Diamond Dishes

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From the illegal aliens working in the kitchens of baseball's biggest stars comes <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Dishes-Kitchens-Baseballs-Biggest/dp/0762769629">"Diamond Dishes,"</a> a cookbook written by the wife of the monstrous, colored-lenses troll who owns the Florida Marlins.

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2.15 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=169418"> Jacqueline DaFonseca Is Weed Making You Sexually Dysfunctional? <a href="http://gawker.com/#!5759583/is-weed-making-you-sexually-dysfunctional">[Gawker]</a> Wyclef & Sean Penn Reconcile In NYC <a href="http://rapradar.com/2011/02/14/wyclef-sean-penn-reconcile-in-nyc/">[RR]</a> Are Deion Sanders and Wife Pilar Having Money Problems.

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Pujols Wants A 10-Year Deal

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Albert Pujols is only 31 years old, yet his numbers over the last three years have dropped so significantly, you'd think that they were backed by a 30-year mortgage.


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