SEATTLE MIST

Here’s The Most Ridiculously Intense Lingerie Football Coach You’ll Ever See

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Seattle Mist coach Chris Michaelson is back with yet another incredibly outrageous tirade, this time directed at his hustle-less QB.

You're Fired

This Just In: Biting One Of Your Players On The Face Will Cost You A Coaching Job

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A girls' basketball coach in Mississippi resigned from his career of 38 years after he reportedly bit one of his players on the face in a game last week.

USC TROJANS

Lane Kiffin’s Scripted Interview About USC’s Week 2 Loss Was Pretty Awful

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How USC football coach Lane Kiffin still has a job, this humble and handsome fart joke maker does not know, but if he’s on the hot seat at all after the Trojans’ humiliating 10-7 loss to unranked Washington State this past Saturday, well, he either doesn’t know or doesn’t give a sh*t.

#Facebook

Sorry, HS Baseball Players, This Is What Your Internet Girlfriend Really Looks Like

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An elaborate scheme to teach high school baseball players the value of not sending nude pictures to strangers, or a horrible man's attempt to see kid dicks.

WOMEN BEATING MEN

The Chained Heat of Iowa Softball

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Ames, Iowa parents are beating each other bloody over how often their 12-year old stands in at second shortstop.

#NFL

Stick A Fork In Eric Mangini

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One Cleveland news outlet is reporting that Browns coach Eric Mangini will be fired at the end of the regular season, which would make him the fourth NFL head coach of the year to lose his job while everyone wondered how he got one in the first place.

GONZAGA BULLDOGS

FORMER GONZAGA STAR GAGA FOR FROSH

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Former Gonzaga standout Raenna Jewell was busted for inappropriate relations with a minor.

SEX SELLS AND IRONICALLY ALSO COSTS MONEY

COACH’S ‘DOUBLE DIPPING’ COSTS SCHOOL $450K

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Central Michigan University has agreed to a payout of $450,200 after its former women's soccer coach was accused of getting stinky on his hangdown with two of his players, according to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4029304">ESPN</a>.

#NFL

MONDAY SUCK OFF: MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

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Once again, there was no shortage of heartbreak, disappointment, and abject failure in the NFL, and as usual there's no better place to celebrate all that than in the Monday Morning Suck-Off.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU’RE FIRED

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Virginia football coach Al Groh, fighting for his job after two 5-7 seasons in three years, <a href="http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/sports/cavalier_insider/ci_football/article/mike_groh_out_as_offensive_coordinator/32491/" target="_blank">fired his offensive coordinator/son Mike Groh</a> and two other assistants this weekend.

Football

COACH SHOVES KID; PARENTS ALL PISSED

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The serenity of a youth football game was ruined by a coach who <a href="http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=156693&provider=topStories" target="_blank">allegedly shoved an opposing player</a> -- also known as "an 11-year-old child" -- in the facemask after the game ended.

#MLB

EVERYONE’S FIRED

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We've got a couple moves in the "rash but probably deserved firing" department: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/09/15/brewers-fire-ned-yost/" target="_blank">Ned Yost is out</a> as the Brewers' manager, while Raiders coach Lane Kiffin is reportedly in the <a href="http://www.faniq.com/blog/Lane-Kiffin-Reportedly-To-Be-Fired-By-Raiders-This-Week-Rob-Ryan-To-Be-Named-Head-Coach-Blog-11892" target="_blank">final throes of employment for Al Davis</a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

FOOTBALL BREEDS CRIMINAL GENIUSES

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Brian Butcher, a former assistant football coach at Los Gatos High School in California who was apparently angry about being fired last year, was arrested for <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/08/BAH712Q9SF.DTL&tsp=1" target="_blank">attempting to burn the school down</a> over the weekend.

BAD COACHES

COACH SUSPENDS PLAYERS, LITERALLY

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Until today, Sanford Kaplan was a geology instructor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln as well as the varsity soccer coach at Lincoln Northeast High School.


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