John Urschel

Baltimore Ravens Offensive Lineman John Urschel Co-Wrote A Paper On Mathematics

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Makes sense, considering he used to teach math classes while playing football at Penn State.

TRICK PLAYS

Watch New England’s Double-Pass, Trick Play Touchdown Against The Ravens

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Nobody's playing defense in this game and oh look, here's another trick play touchdown.

TWITTER TROLLS

NFL Analyst Brian Billick Slayed A Troll With A Perfect Tweet

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And here's Brian Billick dropping the hammer on a troll.

#RAY RICE

Janay Rice Thinks ‘God Chose Me And Ray For A Reason’

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Janay Rice talks about domestic violence with 'The Today Show's' Matt Lauer.

Infamous Quotes

Nobody Delivers Quotes Quite Like Baltimore Wide Receiver Steve Smith

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Steve Smith delivered a wonderful quote about playing on primetime.

Molly Shattuck

An Ex-NFL Cheerleader Allegedly Sexually Assaulted A 15-Year-Old She Met On Instagram

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The NFL's oldest cheerleader, Molly Shattuck, has been charged with allegedly raping a 15-year-old boy.

#Ray Rice

Here’s A Sneak Peek At Tonight’s Ray Rice-Themed ‘SVU’ Episode

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Tonight's episode of SVU is about athletes and domestic abuse. Prepare yourself for some really horrendous acting.

#Ray Rice

This Is The Only Thing You Need To See From Ravens Owner Steve Bisciotti’s Press Conference

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Trust me, this is the only thing you need to see from the Ravens press conference on Monday afternoon.

STUPID ATHLETES

Look At How Many People Showed Up To Turn In Their Ray Rice Jersey Today

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Apparently everyone in the state of Maryland owned a Ray Rice jersey.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Steve Smith Has Some Interesting Thoughts About Sex In An Elevator

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In which Steve Smith talks about having sex with his wife in an elevator.

#Ray Rice

The Foul-Mouthed Ladies Of The Legends Football League Want A Piece Of Ray Rice

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L.A. Temptations running back Carmen Borseau issued Ray Rice a challenge and called him a 'f*cking coward' in this amusing PR stunt.

#Ray Rice

Ray Rice Is Also Being Kicked Out Of ‘Madden 15′

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EA will patch Madden '15 to remove all traces of garbage human being Ray Rice, and Madden GIFerator is a sh*tstorm right now.

#Ray Rice

Ray Rice’s Wife, Janay, Releases A Statement Blaming The Media For Causing Her Family Pain

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Here's Janay Rice's statement on her husband and his dismissal from the team, among other things.

#Ray Rice

The NFL Never Saw The Brutal Ray Rice Elevator Video Because They Avoided It Like The Plague

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A new report says the NFL knew about the Ray Rice elevator video but willfully avoided watching it.

#NFL

The Kid Who Cried When Steve Smith Left The Panthers Got A Special Surprise From 'Good Morning America'

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'Good Morning America' rewarded the young boy who cried over Steve Smith by having him and his family on for a very special and predictable surprise.

#MLB

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

SPORTS

Your NFL Recap, Week 14: Crazy Endings And A Ton Of Snow

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Snow didn't ruin games on Sunday. It only made them 100x better.


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