Valeria Lukyanova

The Human Barbie Is Done With Food, Intends To Live On 'Air And Light' Alone

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Valeria "Human Barbie" Lukyanova doesn't need to food to live. She can eat air and light.

BARBIE

Is Robin Thicke Actually A Giant Human Ken Doll? An Investigation.

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This is the most important scientific investigation of the year.

Blondie Bennett

Meet The Woman Who’s Taking Hypnotherapy Sessions To Become ‘Brainless Like Barbie’

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This woman's entire goal in life is to look and be as brainless as Barbie.

ANNIVERSARIES

The 50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Will Feature Barbie And People Are Pissed

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Some people have expressed disappointment and outrage that the 50th Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will feature a four-page spread for the Barbie Doll.

BARBIE DOLLS

Here's The 2-Year Old Fat Barbie Photoshop That Has People Freaking Out On Facebook

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People are heated after this photoshop contest winner of an obese Barbie doll was misused by a plus-sized modeling website for clickbait.

BARBIE

Today In Wonderfully Insane Japanese TV Clips: ‘Cathy’s House’ Looks Fun

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If you've kept abreast of our Japan tag, you know we like to highlight the glorious insanity that is Japanese TV. Today we celebrate 'Cathy's House'.

BARBIE

IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BE A BLOND MATTEL TOY

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A He-Man movie that had been in development at WB and since dropped, has been <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/09/23/columbia-pictures-to-become-the-masters-of-the-universe/" target="_blank">picked up by Columbia</a>.

EVERYTHING ELSE

Rocawear Barbies By Mattel

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There are those who like to do their Christmas shopping in July.

BELLA SWAN

BROODING BARBIE & WHITE POWER KEN

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In the least surprising move ever, Mattel is capitalizing on the success of Twilight by releasing Twilight-themed Barbie dolls.


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