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Attn. Ryan Gosling: This Would-Be Kardashian Who Just Had Her Wisdom Teeth Removed Wants You

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We all say crazy things when we're on drugs, but wanting Ryan Gosling's "white d*ck"? That actually makes a lot of sense.


Johnny Manziel Is Being Sued For Sexual Harassment For Allegedly Sending Hot Dog-Themed Dick Pics

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In the most amazing court claim of all time, Johnny Manziel is being sued for sexual harassment involving hot dogs, Disney parks and more.


Ben Affleck’s Big Penis Was The Talk Of The PGA Awards

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Ben Affleck and Chuck Lorre talked about Ben Affleck's big penis at the PGA Awards. Did Fassbender's name come up? Just guess.


TMI, Will Smith, TMI.

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Will Smith celebrates his daughter's pregnancy by telling fans he's going to get his wife pregnant again.

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Shia LaBeouf Will Have 'Sex For Real' In Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac

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The last four, now five, times Film Drunk has written about Shia Labeouf, it's involved his peen and/or butt.


Charlize Theron says Michael Fassbender's penis was a revelation

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Michael Fassbender famously unsheathed his monstrous uncut wang in Shame, one of the many films for which he earned rave reviews in 2011, including X-Men Girth Class, Haywang, A Dongerous Method, and the upcoming Promethenis.

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