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A Georgia Woman Is Suing Over A City Ordinance That Requires A Prescription To Buy Sex Toys

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City officials in Sandy Springs passed a law to require prescriptions for sex toys, and businesses and people are not happy about it.

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And Now The Sriracha CEO Has Compared California To Communist Vietnam

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Huy Fong Foods CEO David Tran does what any CEO facing environmental restrictions would do, he compared the Gov't to Communists.

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Gaming Is Now A Professional Sport

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Ease up on the wedgies, Alpha Beta bros, it appears that the nerds have taken another huge step forward in driving the stereotype of the jock into extinction.

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That New Fiscal Cliff Deal Includes A Ton Of Tax Breaks For New NASCAR Tracks

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Politicians are the worst people on this planet, so it shouldn’t have surprised people this morning when news leaked of the sordid inclusions in the fiscal cliff deal, <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/02/from-nascar-to-rum-the-10-weirdest-parts-of-the-fiscal-cliff-deal/">from a heavier rum tax on Puerto Rico to financing Goldman Sachs’ new headquarters</a>.

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Money Woes Got You Down? Let Jose Canseco Walk You Through Bankruptcy

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As I pointed out last week, Jose Canseco, the former baseball player <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">who uses Twitter to beg Major League Baseball teams</a> to consider signing a 48-year old designated hitter, now has a new gig as <a href="http://www.vice.com/en_us">a columnist for Vice</a>.

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U.S. Open Terrorized by Lemonade-Wielding Children

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"The message to kids is that there's no American dream.

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Minnesota’s GOP is Corrupt, But At Least They’re Hilarious

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Republicans in Minnesota tried to conduct an NCAA tournament-style betting pool on the outcome of a state budget crisis that threatened the future of local government and the jobs and livelihood of over 36,000 workers.

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US Online Poker Needs A Suckout

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Whether one plays Texas Hold'em in brick-and-mortar casinos or pot-limit omaha online, there was bad news to digest for the poker world over the weekend.

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Delaware: The Worst State

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This barely-sports-related story out of Delaware kinda left a bitter taste in my mouth (on the bright side, I finally know how you mom feels after all these years).

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Boxing Gym Still In Fight W/Local Govt.

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The Community Youth Athletic Center in southern California is standing between some San Diego-area developers and a new condominium project.

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Heath Shuler Will Be Packing Heat

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In light of <a href="http://www.examiner.com/us-headlines-in-national/slideshow-arizona-shooting-crime-scene-photos-14-wounded-6-dead-videos-1">the recent events in Tucson, Arizona</a> on Saturday, North Carolina Congressman Heath Shuler has made an interesting public statement.

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NLCS Live-Blogged By Your Federal Tax Dollars

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I think even the pinkos and evangelicals alike can agree that cable companies are the spawn of Satan, and I bring you further evidence of that.

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Roger Clemens Is A Liar, Pants On Fire

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Remember when Roger Clemens swore up and down in front of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that he had never taken steroids or used performance-enhancing drugs while playing professional baseball.

CRAZY FANS

WHY WAS THIS JETS FAN ARRESTED?

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Here's that video of that Jets fan being arrested during that AFC Divisional Round game on Sunday, apparently for nothing more than being a Jets fan.

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL ‘PLAYOFF’ BILL PASSED

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Look, I was leading the cheers that the federal government had better things to do than deal with college football.

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POLICE CAUGHT WII BOWLING AT CRIME SCENE

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Law enforcement officers from a multi-department task force in Polk County (FL) were caught on camera playing video games during a drug raid.

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PRO WRESTLING IN THE SENATE?

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Linda McMahon stepped down as CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

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DELAWARE STILL FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT

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After a losing decision from a panel of judges from the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals, the state of Delaware is now petitioning for its case to be heard by the entire Court, and not just by a smidgeon of judges.


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