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UFC 144: Edgar Vs. Omega Shenron

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-22-at-10.17.48-am.png"></a>And here I thought <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/finally-ufc-explained-in-a-way-i-can-understand" target="_blank">a parody of the Brady Bunch theme</a> was how they'd make me an MMA fan.


Finally, UFC Explained In A Way I Can Understand

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Before today, my only knowledge of shootfighting came from when Buddy Hinton picked on Cindy Brady for lisping and Peter goes into training to kick his ass.


In Case You Were Wondering What Mandy Moore Thought Of UFC On Fox

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In this promotional clip for Ultimate Fighting Championship's broadcast television debut on Saturday, November 12, teen pop singer turned inspirational Christian actress turned alt-country wife turned Disney princess Mandy Moore offers her opinion on who she thinks will win the heavyweight title bout between Cain Velasquez and Junior Dos Santos.


Extremely Tired Morning Links

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I spent my weekend in the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex (or whatever it's called) enjoying a Cleveland Indians victory over the Texas Rangers (the only one we managed to get) and taking in a Double-A game at Dr.


7.25 The Cooler

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Anna Sophia "Walking Dead" Season 2 Trailer: It.


Morning Links: Changing Our Site Name to ‘The Lou Thesz Press’

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If you don't watch pro wrestling, you're missing out on athletic moments like this, when a Hawaiian Tropic model jumps in the air and takes down one half of a set of twins with nothing but her crotch and gravity.


Dumb Twitter Fight Of The Moment: UFC dude & Porn Legend vs UFC Mogul


Is there anything better than an exceedingly dumb Twitter fight.


Chuck Liddell Has Called It Quits

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Chuck Liddell told reporters at yesterday's press conference for UFC 125 that he is officially retired from fighting and will be serving as the UFC's new Executive VP of Business Development, which would sound a lot cooler if he were now the VP of Smashing Skulls.


Anthony Pettis Does Not Need A Top Turnbuckle

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For those of you (excuse me, those of us) that don't regularly follow mixed arts, the promotion known as World Extreme Cagefighting (WEC) was bought out by the mighty UFC.


James Toney To Disable Randy Couture

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As UFC 118 approaches, the headlining rematch between BJ Penn and Frankie Edgar for the Lightweight Championship has taken a back seat to the intriguing debut of former heavyweight boxer James Toney.


“Say It Ain’t So, Kimbo…” Part 2

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/10/say-it-aint-so-kimbo"> I really hate to say, "I told you so." I really do. I'm a modest guy that doesn't like to gloat. But I must, on this special occasion, take the time to do the worm on some clowns and follow it up with a big ol' robot on your faces for good measure. In order to understand my need to gloat, let's take a trip down memory lane. *Wayne's World flashback dance* In October 2008, I wrote that the Kimbo Slice phenomenon <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/10/say-it-aint-so-kimbo">was essentially over</a> after his 14-second loss to a no-named fighter on national television.


7.15 The Cooler

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Splish Splash, Waterfalls.



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UPDATE: Dana White issued an apology--sort of.



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Tito Ortiz will participate in this next weekend's UFC 84, likely his last fight ever for UFC.



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UFC chief Dana White must have a better awareness of his fan base than I do, because the dude is selling a a coffee table book about he UFC for $3500.

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