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The Chicago Blackhawks Won The Stanley Cup, And Everybody Loves Gary Bettman

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The Chicago Blackhawks scored two goals in the final 1:16 of play to beat the Bruins out of nowhere and take home the Stanley Cup last night, and in case you missed it, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman gets the same reaction as WWE's Vickie Guerrero.

SAD FANS

Gary Bettman Thinks NHL Players Are Stupid

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Earlier this week, the NHL and NHL Players Association met with mediators to see if wasting more money could help put an end to this NHL lockout, and how did it turn out.

POOR RICH PEOPLE

The NHL Lockout Could Possibly End Today

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Last week, due to the NHL lockout, the league canceled its best regular season event of the season, as it pulled the plug on the Bridgestone NHL Winter Classic, which would have been played in freezing temperatures in front of 100,000 people at the University of Michigan.

SHOOTING

Upset About The NHL Lockout? Shoot Gary Bettman With A Gun

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Here are three quotes from <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/gary-bettman-targeted-vancouver-gun-range-over-nhl-125502641--nhl.html#more-43871" target="_blank">Puck Daddy's</a> "oh my God, did you seriously put NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman's picture on the targets at your firing range" interview with DVC Indoor Shooting Center manager Wes Yen that put the story in its proper context: "It seems to be one of our more popular targets.

#MEMES

The NHL Lockout Has Inspired The Wrath Of Hockey Fans Across The Internet

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The NHL and the league’s players association made a huge breakthrough yesterday, in that they figured out a way to reward both sides with longer vacations and the fans with more time to watch other sports.

POOR RICH PEOPLE

Gary Bettman Is Trying To Be David Stern Despite Not Being David Stern

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With a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/apparently-the-nhl-might-be-heading-toward-a-lockout">lockout looming and looking more certain</a> as each day passes, the NHL’s universe is quickly splitting into the standard factions of “It’s the greedy owners’ fault.

SEAN AVERY

SEAN AVERY SUSPENDED FOR BEING DOUCHEBAG

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Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery, famous for being a colossal dick on the ice, added to his infamy off of it with his comments regarding his ex-girlfriends and other NHL players (past flames Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter are now with the Flames' Dion Phaneuf and the Kings' Jarret Stoll, respectively).

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Gary Bettman Is Not Concerned

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Remember how most NHL teams raised ticket prices just a year after that lockout thing cancelled an entire season of hockey.


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