the dark knight rises

The NRA & A Right Wing Congressman Waste No Time Embarrassing Themselves Over Theater 9 Shooting

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Well that didn't take long. Yes, jackasses are already beginning to emerge in the wake of the Theater 9 shooting. Can't people wait at least 24 hours post-tragedy to display their idiocy? Seriously, is that too much to ask?

#MLB

The 20 Best Ozzie Guillen Misquotes

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Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is currently taking a break from the team’s road trip for a pit stop in Miami to dish out a few thousand apologies for a comment he recently made to Time magazine.

rick santorum

Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Comes Out As A Birther

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You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something.

rush limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh Wants To Watch 'Sluts' Who Receive Birth Control Have Sex On The Internet

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As you may have heard, birth control -- yes, birth control -- has become a hot button political topic in America of late, specifically the question of whether the health plans offered by religious institutions like the Catholic Church to employees should be forced to include birth control coverage.

nancy grace

Nancy Grace Is Still An Idiot

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After Whitney Houston died, Nancy Grace went on her show and baselessly speculated that she was murdered, or that someone "let her die.

NICKELODEON

These Kids Are Terrible

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"Legends of the Hidden Temple" was one of a handful of game shows Nickelodeon made in the 1990s that featured kids competing in physical events to try to win prizes.

idiots

Gordon Ramsay Is A Goon

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This compilation of TV chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at people (NSFW audio) has been making the rounds over the past day or two.

vancouver riots

That Personalized Jersey May Be A Bad Idea

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It’s been just over 6 months since the city of Vancouver showed the rest of the world the ugly side of sports, as thousands of pissed off, brain dead sociopaths ransacked their city under the guise of being Vancouver Canucks fans upset that their team lost in the Stanley Cup Finals.

women for cain

‘Women For Cain’ Is Sad, Hilarious

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FYI, you guys, there's a hot new comedy website out there.

OFFICIAL LEGAL ANALYSIS

Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

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According to documents obtained by TMZ, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian's divorce petition by seeking an annulment.

rick perry

Rick Perry Sh*t The Bed Hard In Front Of The World Last Night

True Story: Last night I was on a JetBlue flight to New York.

POLICE BLOTTER

Breaking: Awesome Idiot Wanted For Robbery

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I have a confession to make: I am obsessed with stupid criminals.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: Read A Book

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Minute to Win It/America's Got Talent (NBC) - NBC putting Guy Fieri and Nick Cannon back-to-back in primetime might be the most aggressive pro-reading initiative this country has ever seen.

shark week

For The Love Of God, No.

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As I'm sure you all know, last night marked the beginning of Shark Week on Discovery -- a solid seven days of ocean-based terror and excitement.

#NBA

David Kahn Wanted Mike Krzyzewski

As my fascination with the mental capacity of NBA general managers continues, Minnesota’s David Kahn has once again excelled beyond the wildest imaginable possibilities.


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