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These Kids Are Terrible

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"Legends of the Hidden Temple" was one of a handful of game shows Nickelodeon made in the 1990s that featured kids competing in physical events to try to win prizes.

HELL'S KITCHEN

Gordon Ramsay Is A Goon

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This compilation of TV chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at people (NSFW audio) has been making the rounds over the past day or two.

ARRESTS

That Personalized Jersey May Be A Bad Idea

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It’s been just over 6 months since the city of Vancouver showed the rest of the world the ugly side of sports, as thousands of pissed off, brain dead sociopaths ransacked their city under the guise of being Vancouver Canucks fans upset that their team lost in the Stanley Cup Finals.

gloria cain

‘Women For Cain’ Is Sad, Hilarious

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FYI, you guys, there's a hot new comedy website out there.

idiots

Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

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According to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/01/kris-humphries-annulment-documents/#.TtgCp0q4C50">documents obtained by TMZ</a>, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian's divorce petition by seeking an annulment.

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Rick Perry Sh*t The Bed Hard In Front Of The World Last Night

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True Story: Last night I was on a JetBlue flight to New York.

GUMBY

Breaking: Awesome Idiot Wanted For Robbery

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I have a confession to make: I am obsessed with stupid criminals.

idiots

What’s On Tonight: Read A Book

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Minute to Win It/America's Got Talent (NBC) - NBC putting Guy Fieri and Nick Cannon back-to-back in primetime might be the most aggressive pro-reading initiative this country has ever seen.

Discovery Channel

For The Love Of God, No.

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As I'm sure you all know, last night marked the beginning of Shark Week on Discovery -- a solid seven days of ocean-based terror and excitement.

DUKE BLUE DEVILS

David Kahn Wanted Mike Krzyzewski

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As my fascination with the mental capacity of NBA general managers continues, Minnesota’s David Kahn has once again excelled beyond the wildest imaginable possibilities.

#Facebook

People Still Think The Onion Is Real News

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last week when The Onion's very obviously satirical post, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/?mobile=false">"Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex"</a>, sparked outrage on Facebook from morons who thought it was real.

#COMMERCIALS

Everyone Should Be Fired

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I hate this commercial so much.

Politics

Absolute Proof That Ron Paul Is An Idiot

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Every now and then Ron Paul will say something -- usually about the absurdity of this country's various wars, particularly the ones on war and terror -- and I'll think, "Heh, that makes so much sense.

idiots

What Why No Stop Hurl

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If you're in your 20s or 30s, you probably remember the old "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" cartoons.

ARRESTS

Carl Everett Hates Women, Umpires, Homosexuals, Dinosaurs

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Former Major League outfielder Carl Everett, mostly famous for denying the existence of dinosaurs and for saying Adam and Eve were real because "someone saw them," was tossed in a Tampa jail on Tuesday for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

buffoons

The birthers are underterred

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If you're an eternal optimist and thought that maybe, just maybe, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate-america-jumps-the-stupid-shark/">this morning's perfect storm of lunacy</a> would result in the birther set going off quietly into the night, you were, well, <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0411/Birthers_unmoved.html?showall">sadly mistaken</a>.

delicious irony

Stupid Copyright Law Snags Stupid Kiwi MP Who Passed It?

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Recently, New Zealand, in the midst of a serious crisis, did what dimwit politicians always do when there's an unpopular law they want to pass, and stuck it in a vital piece of legislation, in this case Christchurch earthquake relief.


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