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Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Comes Out As A Birther

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You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something.

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Rush Limbaugh Wants To Watch 'Sluts' Who Receive Birth Control Have Sex On The Internet

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As you may have heard, birth control -- yes, birth control -- has become a hot button political topic in America of late, specifically the question of whether the health plans offered by religious institutions like the Catholic Church to employees should be forced to include birth control coverage.

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Nancy Grace Is Still An Idiot

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After Whitney Houston died, Nancy Grace went on her show and baselessly speculated that she was murdered, or that someone "let her die.


These Kids Are Terrible

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"Legends of the Hidden Temple" was one of a handful of game shows Nickelodeon made in the 1990s that featured kids competing in physical events to try to win prizes.


Gordon Ramsay Is A Goon

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This compilation of TV chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at people (NSFW audio) has been making the rounds over the past day or two.

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That Personalized Jersey May Be A Bad Idea

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It’s been just over 6 months since the city of Vancouver showed the rest of the world the ugly side of sports, as thousands of pissed off, brain dead sociopaths ransacked their city under the guise of being Vancouver Canucks fans upset that their team lost in the Stanley Cup Finals.

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‘Women For Cain’ Is Sad, Hilarious

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FYI, you guys, there's a hot new comedy website out there.


Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

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According to documents obtained by TMZ, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian's divorce petition by seeking an annulment.

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Rick Perry Sh*t The Bed Hard In Front Of The World Last Night


True Story: Last night I was on a JetBlue flight to New York.


Breaking: Awesome Idiot Wanted For Robbery

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I have a confession to make: I am obsessed with stupid criminals.


What’s On Tonight: Read A Book

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Minute to Win It/America's Got Talent (NBC) - NBC putting Guy Fieri and Nick Cannon back-to-back in primetime might be the most aggressive pro-reading initiative this country has ever seen.

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For The Love Of God, No.

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As I'm sure you all know, last night marked the beginning of Shark Week on Discovery -- a solid seven days of ocean-based terror and excitement.


David Kahn Wanted Mike Krzyzewski


As my fascination with the mental capacity of NBA general managers continues, Minnesota’s David Kahn has once again excelled beyond the wildest imaginable possibilities.


People Still Think The Onion Is Real News

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last week when The Onion's very obviously satirical post, "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex", sparked outrage on Facebook from morons who thought it was real.


Everyone Should Be Fired

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I hate this commercial so much.

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