Politicians are the worst people on this planet, so it shouldn’t have surprised people this morning when news leaked of the sordid inclusions in the fiscal cliff deal, <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/02/from-nascar-to-rum-the-10-weirdest-parts-of-the-fiscal-cliff-deal/">from a heavier rum tax on Puerto Rico to financing Goldman Sachs’ new headquarters</a>.