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When it comes to commencement speeches, too many colleges take the boring road and choose some random schlub that a group of 20-somethings has barely heard of, because the old farts calling the shots would love to hear what Fogey Johnson has to say about the old days.
This is obviously a leaked tape that was cut down to make current ESPN analyst Lou Holtz look like a total jerk, and to some extent, it's effective, but it's so chopped up that it's impossible to assume what led to what.
I really didn't know what it was about ESPN's Mark May that gets under my skin.
Lou Holtz went on the teevee earlier this week and predicted that Notre Dame would reach the BCS title game, a proclamation on par with "Dewey Defeats Truman" and "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman.
I'm Repping Whatever Saroya Likes Lou Holtz Thinks Irish Will Play For National Title [SbB] 5 Reasons Why Slaughterhouse “Failed” [Audible Hype] Blogger Reveals Secret Identity, Gets Fired [CNN] Rosa Acosta Interview With Good Fella Radio [Rap Radar] Source: Allen Iverson To The Bobcats [Dime] The [...].
<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/ncaa/08/06/holtz-congress.ap/index.html">UPDATE</a>: Ain't happenin'.
In February, we <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/notre-dame-legends-to-face-japan">learned</a> that Lou Holtz, who had built an impressive legacy at Notre Dame, only to almost destroy it at South Carolina, will lead a cadre of golden helmets onto the field one last time against a team of Japanese All-Stars from the professional and college ranks in Tokyo tomorrow.
Former Notre Dame football coach Lou Holtz (you know, as opposed to Sacremento-based performance artist <a href="http://louisholtz.com/">Lou Holtz</a>) is fielding a team of Notre Dame alumni to play against the Japanese national team in football.
Former Nebraska defensive end and NFL washout Jason Peter won't be jumping on the "Lou Holtz for prethident.