The world needs more aluminum-based impressionists.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Surveillance cameras capture a little girl narrowly escaping serious injury (if not death) in China after falling off her parent's motorcycle and almost being run over by a moving car.
England and Ukraine will face off against each other at 2:45 ET on ESPN today in a match to determine which of the two teams will advance from Group D at the Euro 2012 tournament.
As bloggers and humor writers, we like to joke around a lot about the differences between American pop culture and the styles and fads of our friends in Japan.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance opens February 2012, and Sony has just released the first batch of publicity stills.
Here's a video getting a lot of play on <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/ironically-graceful-bike-crash">Buzzfeed</a> today wherein two guys crash their motorcycles, and somehow it ends up a beautiful little reminder that God is real and true love exists.
Morning Links posts encourage fellowship amongst bloggers.
While Daytona Beach’s famous annual Bike Week took place earlier this month, the real biker party begins next week in kick ass Leesburg, Florida.
There are few certainties in life, among them are death, taxes, fat girls give good BJs and football players don't ever learn valuable lessons.
(*starts humming "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEOem7U2LPE">Take My Breath Away</a>"*) (.
And since we're posting it, you can guess how well it turns out.
I bet southern Asia is the greatest place on earth.
Tiger Woods had been setting trends in golf for a long time, but while smashing long drives and complaining about photographers aren't trends that have caught on in the non-golfing world, his high-profile humping seems to have earned at least one follower.
There's something magical about mentally deficient people and motorcycles.
Here's a 2007 Suzuki Hayabusa customized to look like Predator by Roderick “Slick Rick” McCullough, which you can currently see rolling around the streets of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Here's video of a bunch of old guys doing everything they can to put more testosterone in their bodies, save for shooting each other up in the ass.
Japan has once again proven that it's the international leader in creating things both adorable and dangerous, as one of the hottest trends in the comically futuristic country is owning a tricked out super-charged low-rider scooter.
Here's the video of daredevil Robbie Maddison's New Year's jump on ESPN.
I suppose this isn't exactly "sports" "news," but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10339" target="_self">hummina</a>).