The actress had a rare chance to forcibly drown magician David Blaine. She sadly chose not to.

Welcome, ladies and mostly gentlemen, to the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/burnsys-bad-advice" target="_blank">67th annual installment of the With Leather Guide To Not Looking Like A Total Moron When Drafting Your Fantasy Football Team</a>, in which I offer you totally unqualified advice on how to draft your fantasy team and which players you should pick this season.

Olivia Wilde doesn’t turn 30 until March 10, 2014, but as long as she has a movie to promote – Drinking Buddies, of which you can <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/vod-review-drinking-buddies" target="_blank">read Vince’s review here</a> – she was more than happy to <a href="http://www.glamour.com/entertainment/2013/08/olivia-wilde-s-advice-for-turning-30" target="_blank">write a guest column for Glamour</a> about the anxiety that some women can feel as they approach that milestone birthday.

In case you were just content with taking a night off from sports last night (or you didn’t want to see an already meaningless awards show become much more meaningless with the addition of Skip Bayless and Stephen A.

Having sex with Olivia Wilde is the best exercise of all. Just ask Jason Sudeikis.

At some point, I’m hoping to build an educated opinion on Drinking Buddies that is significantly better than GEE, OLIVIA WILDE U R VRY PRETTY.

Olivia Wilde interviewed Kelly Oxford about her new book, "Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar," in New York City on Monday. Here's what we learned.

To celebrate becoming future man-and-wife, Olivia Wilde took Jason Sudeikis to a New York City strip club — and paid for everything.

When Emilia Clarke's on Letterman and Olivia Wilde's on Leno, we're all winners.

Olivia Wilde said she'd love to play Wonder Woman in 'Justice League' and did the iconic pose. We also suggest other actors for the role, with photoshops.

I know you will all be watching Monday Night Raw on the heels of last week’s “Not terrible” show, especially since The Rock will be appearing tonight to say witty things that people repeat in unison.

A five minute tribute to some of the most convincing strippers in cinematic history.

The dreams of millions were dashed when Olivia Wilde got engaged to Jason Sudeikis.

Okay, well technically it was the easiest joke of 2012, because Olivia Wilde attended the Kansas Jayhawks’ 89-57 drubbing of American University this past Saturday night.

Ever since Emma Stone GIF contributions I've been waiting for inspiration to strike with another candidate worthy of such an honor.

In small-town Iowa, an adopted girl discovers her talent for butter carving and finds herself pitted against an ambitious local woman in their town's annual contest.

CHEAP TRAFFIC-WHORING UPDATE: The other day I made the mistake of not turning <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/08/vanessa-hudgens-stripping-in-the-frozen-ground-trailer" target="_blank">Vanessa Hudgens' striptease</a> into a gif, but I'm not allergic to cash-money so I won't be making the mistake of trying not to seem pervy ever again.

Siblings Addison (Eric Bana) and Liza (Olivia Wilde) are on the run from a casino heist gone wrong.

Olivia Wilde was the guest on last night's Colbert Report and after she and Stephen spent the first few minutes of the interview discussing <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/06/olivia-wilde-colbert-talk-126728.html">her support of Obama</a> -- she even wore a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/01/can-we-talk-about-mitt-romneys-dog-seamus-for-a-minute/">"Dogs Against Romney"</a> pin -- the conversation turned to acting, which led Colbert to challenge Wilde to a contest to see who could "act harder.

Oh, he would, wouldn't he.