Florida Man Has An Itch Only A High School Cheerleader Can Scratch

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That looker to the right is 50-year old Rafael Escamilla, a Florida resident who was recently on his way to Lewiston, Idaho to visit family, when he took a slight detour to jail.


Hulk Hogan’s Wedding Sounded Fun

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Hulk “Terry Bollea” Hogan married his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel on Tuesday night at his home in Clearwater, Florida.


HS Basketball Ref Tosses Player, Player Responds In Kind

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I don't watch a lot of high school basketball, but if they start tossing referees around like they do in southwestern Florida, I might start tuning in.


Man Gets Hammered During Pats Game

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While not nearly as gruesome as, say, a family killing the patriarch over his love for World Cup soccer, a woman was arrested after she assaulted her boyfriend with a hammer because he was watching the New England Patriots and Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday Night Football.


Tiger Woods’ Porn Mistress Is A Fraud

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Last we heard from adult actress and dipsh*t business entrepreneur Devon James, she had been accused of paying boxer Teneal Goyco to dress up as Tiger Woods as part of her fantasy to sleep with the embattled golfer.

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Florida Man Files Restraining Orders Against Tebow, Obama, Jesus, Sanity

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A Florida man went to court in Alachua County recently to file for restraining orders against Tim Tebow, Barack Obama and Jesus.


Florida Man: "You Ain't Got To Go Home, But I Will Shoot You"

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I just got home from a 5-day trip to the Bahamas, not like any of you jerks cared, but the first thing I checked was Florida news, and hot damn, I was not disappointed.


Hoo Boy That's Gay, Charlie Crist

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Believe it or not, people make fun of Florida a lot, like we're all a bunch of gun-toting, white trash, religious zealot, Tebow-worshiping, orange farmers who don't know the difference between a butterfly ballot and Casey Anthony (Hint - butterfly ballots don't kill babies.


Florida Man Is Greatest Gambler Ever

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I’m not much of a gambling man, but I have been known to throw down a sixpence or two on the local American football contest.


Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue

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A Florida man *long pause, sigh* was arrested this week after he went shopping at a local Walmart for a birthday present for his daughter.


Chad Jordan Is Not Who He Claims

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For fans of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League, it might have seemed as if the Town N' Country Packers had a little bit of an edge over the rest of the teams in the league of 13- and 14-year olds.

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