#KOBE BRYANT

Policeman Shaq Is Adorable, A Total Liar

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Shaquille O'Neal should be able to get any job in the world.

#FLORIDA

Florida’s Leaders Really Get It Now

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As a Florida resident, I like to keep up on the state’s top news, and I’m not talking about stupid stuff like a Sun Rail that could create thousands of jobs being shot down or the governor creating a new drug testing system for state employees and welfare recipients that directly benefits his own medical clinics.

#FLORIDA

Florida Has Gone Too Far This Time

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While Daytona Beach’s famous annual Bike Week took place earlier this month, the real biker party begins next week in kick ass Leesburg, Florida.

ONLY IN FLORIDA

Arm Wrestling Champ Attacked Police

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When I say the name Bobby Leroy Hopkins Jr.

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

Florida Man Has An Itch Only A High School Cheerleader Can Scratch

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That looker to the right is 50-year old Rafael Escamilla, a Florida resident who was recently on his way to Lewiston, Idaho to visit family, when he took a slight detour to jail.

#WWE

Hulk Hogan’s Wedding Sounded Fun

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Hulk “Terry Bollea” Hogan married his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel on Tuesday night at his home in Clearwater, Florida.

SLAM DUNK CONTESTS

HS Basketball Ref Tosses Player, Player Responds In Kind

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I don't watch a lot of high school basketball, but if they start tossing referees around like they do in southwestern Florida, I might start tuning in.

#NFL

Man Gets Hammered During Pats Game

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While not nearly as gruesome as, say, a family killing the patriarch over his love for World Cup soccer, a woman was arrested after she assaulted her boyfriend with a hammer because he was watching the New England Patriots and Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday Night Football.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods’ Porn Mistress Is A Fraud

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Last we heard from adult actress and dipsh*t business entrepreneur Devon James, she had been accused of paying boxer Teneal Goyco to dress up as Tiger Woods as part of her fantasy to sleep with the embattled golfer.

tim tebow

Florida Man Files Restraining Orders Against Tebow, Obama, Jesus, Sanity

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A Florida man went to court in Alachua County recently to file for restraining orders against Tim Tebow, Barack Obama and Jesus.

#NFL

Florida Man: "You Ain't Got To Go Home, But I Will Shoot You"

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I just got home from a 5-day trip to the Bahamas, not like any of you jerks cared, but the first thing I checked was Florida news, and hot damn, I was not disappointed.

#MLB

Hoo Boy That's Gay, Charlie Crist

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Believe it or not, people make fun of Florida a lot, like we're all a bunch of gun-toting, white trash, religious zealot, Tebow-worshiping, orange farmers who don't know the difference between a butterfly ballot and Casey Anthony (Hint - butterfly ballots don't kill babies.

SWIMMING

Florida Man Is Greatest Gambler Ever

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I’m not much of a gambling man, but I have been known to throw down a sixpence or two on the local American football contest.

TALES FROM WALMART

Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue

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A Florida man *long pause, sigh* was arrested this week after he went shopping at a local Walmart for a birthday present for his daughter.

TAMPA BAY

Chad Jordan Is Not Who He Claims

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For fans of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League, it might have seemed as if the Town N' Country Packers had a little bit of an edge over the rest of the teams in the league of 13- and 14-year olds.


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