Posts Tagged: ONLY IN FLORIDA

DEVON JAMES

Tiger Woods’ Porn Mistress Is A Fraud

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Last we heard from adult actress and dipsh*t business entrepreneur Devon James, she had been accused of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/10/tiger-woods-has-been-framed">paying boxer Teneal Goyco to dress up as Tiger Woods</a> as part of her fantasy to sleep with the embattled golfer.

BARACK OBAMA

Florida Man Files Restraining Orders Against Tebow, Obama, Jesus, Sanity

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A Florida man went to court in Alachua County recently to file for restraining orders against Tim Tebow, Barack Obama and Jesus.

IDIOT FANS

Florida Man: "You Ain't Got To Go Home, But I Will Shoot You"

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I just got home from a 5-day trip to the Bahamas, not like any of you jerks cared, but the first thing I checked was Florida news, and hot damn, I was not disappointed.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

Hoo Boy That's Gay, Charlie Crist

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Believe it or not, people make fun of Florida a lot, like we're all a bunch of gun-toting, white trash, religious zealot, Tebow-worshiping, orange farmers who don't know the difference between a butterfly ballot and Casey Anthony (Hint - butterfly ballots don't kill babies.

GAMBLING

Florida Man Is Greatest Gambler Ever

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I’m not much of a gambling man, but I have been known to throw down a sixpence or two on the local American football contest.

ONLY IN FLORIDA

Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue

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A Florida man *long pause, sigh* was arrested this week after he went shopping at a local Walmart for a birthday present for his daughter.

ONLY IN FLORIDA

Chad Jordan Is Not Who He Claims

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For fans of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League, it might have seemed as if the Town N' Country Packers had a little bit of an edge over the rest of the teams in the league of 13- and 14-year olds.


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