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Patrick Willis Is Retiring And That’s Just Fine

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It's not often that a star player departs a sport entirely on their terms.

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49ers-Rams MNF Live Blog

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Luckily the NLCS is off so someone in St. Louis might pay attention tonight.

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NFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

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Michael Crabtree almost pulled a bit of a Eugene Robinson days before the NFC Championship Game.

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Here Is An Awkward One-Minute Interview With Patrick Willis

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Sometimes we interview NFL players for extended periods of time and try to ask insightful questions.

#KATE UPTON

Wes Welker Doing The Dougie Is Missing One Important Ingredient To Viral Success

Like Jeremy Lin Does The Dougie and "Teach Me How To Gundy" before it, this clip of Wes Welker, Patrick Willis and Larry Fitzgerald holding Dougie Dance-Offs at ProCamps youth football camps will be forever compared to that one time Kate Upton got bored at a basketball game and semi-Dougied on video.

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Fake Patrick Willis Has A Very Lucrative Deformity

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Over the weekend a couple readers pointed us in the direction of this widely circulated screenshot of a hilariously fake Facebook exchange between Patrick Willis and a teenage girl.

#NFL

And The Moneyball Parodies Keep Coming!

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Millenball - watch more funny videos So far this week we've shared with you Tinyballs, Saturday Night Live's parody of Moneyball, and College Humor's Too Much Moneyball, but it's not over yet -- I guess the comedic possibilities of that "fifty feet of crap" speech are too enticing, because Funny Or Die has chimed in with their own version about Matt Millen's run as general manager of the Detroit Lions.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Links: Happy Post-Trade Deadline Monday

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Why I'm Happy: The Cleveland Indians are going to compete.

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#Podcast: The Patrick Willis Interview

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BTW: If you're looking to loosen up those fantasy sports muscles, play the Draftstreet baseball game over at With Leather.

#NFL

Patrick Willis Is The Best. Just Ask Him

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In just four years, San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis has already taken his place as one of the greats in the game today.

#EASTBOUND & DOWN

K-Swiss Now Bigger Than Cable Television And/Or Drugs

It looks like Funny Or Die has officially embraced the longstanding Tosh.

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Putting the Super Mario Bros. Above These Hos

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The Niners defense is already on my good side for putting up 39 points in fantasy last week, which almost single-handedly gave me a victory over Ufford.

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BRAD SMITH NEEDS A BACKIOTOMY

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Not many of us were subjected to the crapocity of the Jets' egg-laying in San Francisco on Sunday, so you may have missed this spine-crushing hit on Brad Smith, who somehow got up and walked away after Patrick Willis bent him in half.

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Tale of the Tape: Patrick Willis vs. Adrian Wilson

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Competitor (seed): Patrick Willis (7) Nickname: The Rolling Ball of Butcher Knives Height: 6'1" Weight: 242 lbs.


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