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Here Are 7 Explosively Colorful Games To Play Over The Fourth Of July Weekend

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Don't give yourself the grey-brown blues over the long weekend. Here are seven games as colorful as Fourth of July fireworks.

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5 Video Game Series That Were Ruined By Open Worlds

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All your favorite video game series are going open world, but is that always a good thing?

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The 10 Worst Movies Of 2010

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VINCE'S DISCLAIMER: I didn't make a list of worst movies this year because to do it fairly, I would've had to knowingly subject myself to terrible movies.

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Bastardizing Greek Mythology For Wads Of Cash: The Game

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Finally a game that Roger Ebert can call art. Featuring, among other things, graphic whore slaughters.

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Box Office: Shrek on top, Marmaduke a big f’n flop

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Overall, this weekend's box office was down 28% from the same weekend last year, and I hope the conclusion film execs draw from this is "hey, maybe we should make better movies.

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Memorial Day movie attendance at 17-year low

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It would've been virtually impossible to predict, but as it turns out, a weekend that opened with a fourth Shrek, a second Sex and the City, and a pastiche of tired Jerry Bruckheimer clichés didn't exactly light people's c*cks on fire.

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Gyllenhaal pronounced “Yillin HOO-la hey”

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In this press interview for Prince of Persia, the interviewer asks Jake Gyllenhaal about the correct pronunciation of his name, and he says it's actually pronounced "yillin-HOO-la hey.

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Of course Prince of Persia has parkour

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Jerry Bruckheimer movies are kind of like the father who took off when you were a kid, and then when you were like 16, he finally decided he wanted back in your life, so he tries to bribe you with presents.

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LINKS WITH A HOPPY DOG AND A LAZY PLANET

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PICTURE: Geez, Mars, get it together.

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PRINCE OF PERSIA POSTER PERFECT FOR DENTIST’S OFFICE

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The poster for Jerry "Antichrist" Bruckheimer's Prince of Persia is out, and though I was sure they'd go the usual <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/jerry-bruckheimer-is-antichrist">horrendous pun tagline</a> route, it looks like they opted for dentist's office motivational poster instead.

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PRINCE OF PERSIA LOOKS CONFUSING, TERRIBLE

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This is the first trailer for the Disney/Jerry Bruckheimer joint, Prince of Persia.

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PRINCE OF PERSIA: WE’RE ON A HORSE, MOTHERF-

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<a href="http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=25420" target="_blank">Empire</a> recently posted some new publicity shots from Jerry Bruckheimer's Prince of Persia movie, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, and Ben Kingsley.

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PRINCE OF PERSIA POSTER IS ORIGINAL

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Check it out, guys, the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Prince of Persia has <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/princeofpersia-poster.jpg" target="_blank">a poster</a>.

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REPORTER FEIGNS INTEREST IN BRUCKHEIMER

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Over the weekend, ABC proved that the only thing lamer than the idea of making a movie out of the Prince of Persia video game is listening to Jerry Bruckheimer talk about making a movie out of the Prince of Persia video game.

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JERRY BRUCKHEIMER STILL SOULLESS, EVIL

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The poster for Jerry Bruckheimer's Prince of Persia will appear inside Jerry Bruckheimer's Confessions of a Shopaholic as background ads in Time Square, alongside ads for Jerry Bruckheimer's G-Force, Jerry Bruckheimer brand colostomy bags and Jerry Bruckheimer douche nozzles.

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS PERSIAN, SHIRTLESS

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<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/11/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless-prince-of-persia/" target="_blank">JustJared</a> has these pics from the Moroccan set of Jake Gyllenhaal's career suicide, the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced, video game adaptation <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1794" title="Prince of Persia">Prince of Persia</a>.

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL’S AWFUL CAREER MOVE

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The only thing I hate worse than <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=726" target="_blank">Jerry Bruckheimer</a> movies are movies based on video games.

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WHERE WILL MICHAEL BAY SUCK NEXT?

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The movie blog world is all a titter about what Michael Bay's next project will be.


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