WEST HAM UNITED

Rafa Benitez Will Not Stay with Chelsea, Blames Fans and Owner

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To the delight of Chelsea fans the world over, the Blues' interim manager, Rafa Benitez, has announced that he will not remain with the club when his contract expires in May.

UEFA Champion's League

Your Daily Ruthlessness: Chelsea Sacks Manager Roberto Di Matteo

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In the case that you needed anymore evidence that Roman Abramovich is an austere, impatient and ruthless Russian oligarch, here's more food for fodder: six months after Chelsea won the UEFA Champions League, Abramovich axed manager Roberto Di Matteo.

SOCCER

SOCCER OWNER: ‘I’M ON A BOAT, MUTHAF-CKA’

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Last October, we got the specifics of the 550-foot, $400 million yacht that Chelsea owner/Russian billionaire/likely Bond villain Roman Abramovich was building: it would be the largest yacht in the world, and it would be equipped with missile defense radar, miniature escape submarine, private security force, two helipads, and a disco.

SOCCER

ROMAN ABRAMOVICH KICKS SO MUCH ASS

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Roman Abramovich, the shady Russian billionaire who owns soccer powerhouse Chelsea, is building his fourth yacht, a $400-million armored fortress with helipad, deployable submarine, floating harbor (aka "well deck"), and missile defense radar.


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