TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

THE DOG WHISPERER

Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer, Tried To Kill Himself

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Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan's life has gone to sh*t in recent years. His dog died. His wife left him. He invested poorly. Then came a suicide attempt.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

Everything Is Now Officially Sports Related

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In talking with a friend of mine yesterday, after news broke that Mindy McCready had killed herself, he asked, “Who the f*ck is Mindy McCready.

#Twitter

Rapper/YouTube Personality Freddy E. Live-Tweets His Own Suicide

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Someone was bound to live-tweet a suicide eventually, and that sad day has come: rapper Freddy E. tweeted his. WARNING: What follows is heartbreaking.

TONY SCOTT

Tony Scott’s Toxicology: No cancer, just anti-depressants

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It would've been nice to know Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer when he jumped off the San Pedro bridge - at least that would've been an explanation.

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Fireman Thwarts Suicide Attempt With Ninja Move

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A fireman risks his life to save a young woman trying to jump to her death.

TONY SCOTT

Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

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UPDATE: Cancer rumor <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/tony-scotts-toxicology-no-cancer-anti-depressants-and-sleeping-pills" target="_blank">debunked</a>.

TONY SCOTT

Breaking: Director Tony Scott dead of apparent suicide

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Tony Scott, English director of Top Gun, True Romance, Crimson Tide, and about a million other things, the younger brother of Ridley Scott, apparently committed suicide Sunday by jumping off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in Long Beach.

Twihards

Bad news for Twilight fans

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The bad news for Twilight fans continues today, as scientists have discovered that not only might your cat try to kill you <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-fan-cat-renesmee-attacks-her" target="_blank">for naming it Renesmee</a>, breathing in its feces has been linked to higher rates of suicide.

#NFL

Update: Junior Seau Is Dead

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According to a continually updating report from <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/02/junior-seau-shooting-police/" target="_blank">TMZ.com</a>, former San Diego Chargers linebacker and NFL 1990s All-Decade Team member Junior Seau has been involved in a possible shooting and may be dead.

#Facebook

How Many People Will Commit Suicide Over The New New Facebook Redesign?

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I, like many people, have watched in amusement as people have <a href="http://slacktory.com/2011/09/reactions-facebook-top-news-feed/">driven themselves to the brink of madness</a> over subtle changes that have been popping up on their Facebook pages over the last day or so.

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‘Real Housewives’ Husband Commits Suicide

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I was really trying to avoid this story, because, well, I'm a hell of a lot more comfortable making jokes about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/08/what-why-no-go-away-please" target="_blank">throwing pies at reality TV stars</a> than I am discussing depression and suicide.

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Ladies, No Man Is Worth Doing This Over

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Reports <a href="http://today.tumblr.com/post/5606465853/dressed-in-her-wedding-gown-a-college-student">the Today Show blog</a>: Dressed in her wedding gown, a college student identified only as Miss Li climbed out on the window ledge of the building in Changchun city in northeast China.

WES ANDERSON

LOL NEWZ: LIFE IMITATES FART

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Jokerswild sent me <a href="http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=232849390&p=z3z85xx96" target="_blank">this article</a> about whether Owen Wilson's suicide attempt has affected the The Darjeeling Limited, in which he plays a possibly suicidal character.

TROPIC THUNDER

OWEN WILSON PULLS OUT

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Owen Wilson has pulled out of Tropic Thunder to concentrate on his recovery, reportedly as a result of a mutual decision between he and director Ben Stiller.


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