#FOOD

Taiwanese Animation: Hostess Bankruptcy

The bankruptcy of Hostess Brands receives the always absurd Taiwanese animation treatment.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Taiwan Animation’s Take On Mike D’Antoni Is Pretty Perfect

I considered writing my normal wordy intro paragraph about how Taiwan Animation is the weirdest thing in the world, citing examples from the stories we've covered and wondering how two Taiwanese ladies with 3rd grade computer animation skills could get to the heart of a story better than a nation of aged sports reporters, but I'll let this image do all that for me: Additional highlights, if you aren't already watching, include: - Phil Jackson as the zen, levitating version of The Mandarin from 'Iron Man' - A swinging jazz soundtrack - The Lakers having fruit thrown at them because they're trying to play basketball with walkers (try to figure out which one's supposed to be Steve Nash.

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Taiwanese Animation: The General Petraeus Scandal

The CIA scandal centered around General David Petraeus's affair receives the Taiwanese animation treatment, and it is equal parts absurd and hilarious.

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Taiwanese Animation Takes On Nicki Minaj And Mariah Carey’s ‘American Idol’ Feud

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The Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey feud on 'American Idol' is already getting old. Luckily our favorite Taiwanese animators are help to help.

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Taiwanese Animation: First Presidential Debate

The first presidential debate gets the Taiwanese animation treatment, and as you might expect, it is both hilarious and absurd.

#TIGER WOODS

Taiwan Explains Europe’s Ryder Cup Comeback: Fire, Armor, Ghosts

Taiwan Animation covered Europe's unlikely Ryder Cup comeback in their usual way -- with afros, morphsuits and people from the United States dressing like Uncle Sam at all times.

VANCOUVER

Great News, Dads: Pole Dancing Classes Are Finally Being Offered For Kids

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We’ve made no secret of our appreciation of pole dancing as a sport in the past, from coverage of international pole dancing competitions to Chicago Bears fan busting their asses to the superstar athletes at Rick’s Cabaret and their appreciation of this site.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Here's Elijah Earnheart, The Giant Homicidal Pee-Wee 12-Year Old

Elijah Earnheart, a six-foot tall, 297-pound 12-year-old from Mesquite, Texas, has been banned from his Pee Wee Football league for being too big.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting

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As if Aremenian boy barfight MMA wasn't bad enough, today's big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder.

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The Queen Attacking A Kangaroo: Still Better Olympics Coverage Than NBC

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As you might've guessed, I get my Olympics updates exclusively from Samuel L. Jackson and Taiwan's Next Media Animation, and so far I know more than I ever expected to about MUGGAFUQQUAHS and panda bears shooting up Chinese swimmers with comically-oversized steroid needles.

YE SHIWEN

Watch Out For Chinese Panda Bears And Their Giant Steroid Syringes

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We share a lot of NMA World Edition's ridiculously animated, absurdist news recap videos, but their latest (about world record Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen) brings up an interesting question of how Asian and Pacific Island nations view each other, and whether or not cultural or racial prejudices get in the way of objective reporting.

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Exclusive: A Sneak Peek At The 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony

Highlight: Yoko Ono appearing out of nowhere and killing three Beatles at once with a machete attack.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion

This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.

#MMA

This Is How UFC 148 Looked In My Brain

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As funny as a bull gutting Chael Sonnen is, the funniest part of the video is Mr.

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And Now With Further Commentary On Sexual Abuse, Here's Taiwanese Animation

There's nothing Taiwan loves more than an American high school sex scandal.

#KEVIN DURANT

Yep, They've Got A Version Of This Too

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Taiwan's Next Media Animation asks the two most important questions about LeBron James and the Miami Heat's 2012 NBA Championship victory: 1.

TIMOTHY BRADLEY

Boxing Is Dead, But Taiwanese Animation Is Alive And Well

I still think Pacquiao would've won that fight if he hadn't used a cross to murder a gay guy during the pride parade.


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