The Cast Of Adam Sandler’s Netflix Original ‘Ridiculous 6′ Is A Happy Madison Orgy

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Nick Nolte, Luke Wilson, Blake Shelton and Taylor Lautner join Adam Sandler's typical Happy Madison crew for Netflix's 'Ridiculous 6.'


Taylor Lautner Plays A Bike Messenger Who Gets Drawn Into The World Of Parkour In ‘Best Movie Ever’

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"Where'd you learn to do parkour?" is an actual line from Taylor Lautner's new movie.


Rum And Rom-Coms: A Belated Valentine’s Day With ‘Valentine’s Day’

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"Jessica Alba is too business to be a wife," and other things Alison Stevenson learned while getting drunk by herself and watching 'Valentine's Day' on Valentine's Day, in the latest installment of of Rum and Rom-Coms.


Taylor Lautner To Enter The ‘Dangerous World Of Parkour’ In ‘Tracers’

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Life after Twilight hasn’t been exactly a huge success for Taylor Lautner, as his first non-werewolf role was a big, ol’ bomb at the domestic box office.


Lil Jon Threw Out The Opening Pop Fly At Friday’s Dodgers Game


One of my favorite moments during Saturday night’s UFC 160 PPV was when the camera showed rapper and Dave Chappelle muse Lil Jon bro-hugging some random guy who was barely important enough to be on camera, because it just adds fuel to my long-standing argument that the UFC really needs to start reaching out to more celebrities.


The Trailer For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Has Arrived

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Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock and the rest of the Happy Madison cronies are back for the sequel to my 2010 pick for the Worst Movie of the Year and, with the glaring exception of That’s My Boy, possibly the worst movie Sandler has ever made, Grown Ups.


‘Twilight’ Outtakes


As you might imagine, things didn't always go smoothly on the set of the Twilight movies.


Taylor Lautner says werewolf-on-infant love is a “touchy subject”

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In a recent interview with Hitfix, Taylor Lautner called the werewolf-on-infant love affair in Twilight Breaking Dawn a "touchy subject," and if I could rig this headline to make a slide-whistle sound when you clicked it, I totally would.


Vampires in pea coats! Twilight’s hilarious final poster

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After some kind of extended, viral marketing Easter Egg hunt that had fans trying to piece it together like a jigsaw puzzle, the final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - ostensibly the final Twilight movie - is finally online.


Fun with the New Batch of Twilight Breaking Dawn Photos

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As I'm sure you're aware by now, finding a new batch of Twilight publicity stills in my email inbox is as close to Christmas morning as it gets around here.


Sick tat, brah (morning links)


Right, because it's the placement of the tattoo that's gay.


Let’s Fix Paulina Gretzky’s Complex Shoot

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Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina has become popular on the Internet for taking off her clothes and Instagramming it, and a couple of months ago when even her Stanley Cup mark photo had a yellow piss filter over it I asked: Has there ever been an un-instagram-filtered picture taken of Paulina Gretzky.


Twilight releases the most boring set of promotional stills in the history of man

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I know Summit probably realized years ago that they could release literally any promo material from Twilight and the Twihards would eat it up like their cats with so much fancy feast, but this is getting ridiculous.


Good news, everyone, Stretch Armstrong is back on!

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It seemed like not so long ago that Universal and Hasbro execs were riding high on a wave of cocaine as big as the Chrysler building, greenlighting movies based on as many board games as they could remember.


New Twilight trailer has the fruitiest-looking vampires yet

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The trailer for the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out, and while part one focused on Dawn as a metaphor for Bella's hymen, the latest chapter focuses less on Bella and Edward's relationship (GRRR, ABSTINENCE-INDUCED FEATS OF STRENGTH.

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Taylor Lautner's Amazingly Hilarious Role In Grown Ups 2 Was Revealed

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With That’s My Boy set to queef up theaters on June 15, all eyes will soon turn to Adam Sandler’s first sequel, Grown Ups 2, which is turning out to be quite the star-studded affair.

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Hollywood Doubles Down on Taylor Lautner Parkour Movies

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Taylor Lautner last starred in the Bourne Identity/parkour joint Abduction, which earned a paltry $28 million domestically on a $38 million budget, leading Universal to oust him from their planned Stretch Armstrong movie.

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Taylor Lautner joining Grown Ups 2 is great news for cinemaphiles

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Twilight's Taylor Lautner is set to join the cast of Adam Sandler's upcoming sequel Grown Ups 2, reports the Hollywood Reporter.


'You look like Taylor Lautner,' teacher tells student she seduced

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A 31-year-old 9th grade English teacher in Hemet, California (Riverside County is the Florida of California) has been accused of having illicit sex with a 17-year-old student, a relationship that allegedly began when she told him he looked like Twilight star Taylor Lautner.

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We Finally Found Something Worse Than Yelling ‘Fire!’ In A Crowded Theater


Denver Broncos quarterback and evangelical beefcake Tim Tebow was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, as Fallon aired his show from Indianapolis this week with a Super Bowl XLVI theme.

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