Posts Tagged: THIS WEEK IN SPOUSAL ABUSE

HAL DOUGLAS QUINN

FC Dallas CEO Smothered His Wife With A Pillow, Or ‘Help Me Pick A New MLS Team’

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Nothing makes you feel quite as warm on your insides as waking up to read about how the head of your favorite Major League Soccer club celebrated his 50th birthday by beating the shit out of his wife and smothering her with a pillow until she was unconscious.

CHAD JOHNSON

The Dolphins Don't Think Ochocinco Should've Gotten Fired For Bloodying His Wife In A Condoms Fight

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Ochocinco and Terrell Owens got together at some point during the winter, shotgunned a marathon of 'Necessary Roughness' and decided they could get their shit together and have a Diva Wide Receiver Renaissance.

Baseball

Hispanic Woman Perpetuates Beaner Stereotypes

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I'm just gonna spit it out, because the headline is the punchline: A Massachusetts woman was arrested Thursday for <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/06/26/20110626massachusetts-woman-beans-boyfriend-with-baseball.html">hitting her boyfriend in with a baseball</a>.

AROUND THE HORN

You Can’t Write That On FanHouse

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I spent three and a half years writing <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout">Dugouts</a> for AOL FanHouse, and only a few topics were taboo.

ARRESTS

Carl Everett Hates Women, Umpires, Homosexuals, Dinosaurs

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Former Major League outfielder Carl Everett, mostly famous for denying the existence of dinosaurs and for saying Adam and Eve were real because "someone saw them," was tossed in a Tampa jail on Tuesday for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.


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