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Ponder’s Suckiness To Blame For Harvin’s Departure — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It was no secret that Percy Harvin had wanted out of Minnesota for a while before the Vikings eventually granted his wish and dealt the receiver to the Seahawks in exchange for three draft picks.

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NFC Championship, Second Half

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Julio Jones did enough to qualify as this week's Meast in about a quarter of work.

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NFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

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Michael Crabtree almost pulled a bit of a Eugene Robinson days before the NFC Championship Game.

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Matt Ryan And The Falcons Narrowly Conquer The Narrative

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It should tell you how inane that player narratives are that Matt Ryan will finally be hailed as getting the proverbial monkey off his back by finally getting a playoff victory in where he played fairly average football.

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The Best Moments From Week 10 Sunday

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Week 10 was the week that the Falcons finally went down.

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Broncos-Falcons Live Blog — Second Half

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Oh, what a sublimely horrific first half.

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We Finally Found Something Worse Than Yelling ‘Fire!’ In A Crowded Theater

Denver Broncos quarterback and evangelical beefcake Tim Tebow was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, as Fallon aired his show from Indianapolis this week with a Super Bowl XLVI theme.

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You People Are Guests in Kevin Costner’s Corn

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Funny or Die has a knack for cramming as many celebrities as possible into three minute video, and today they've outdone themselves -- watch in amazement has Ray Liotta, Kevin Costner, Dennis Haysbert, the Were-llama from Twilight and half of professional football bring you a Lockout-flavored sequel to the greatest baseball movie of all time, Field of Dreams.

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Bad timing for PETA

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Timing can be a blessing or a killer in the media/advertising business.

TONY GONZALEZ

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TONY GONZALEZ TO THE ATL.

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TONY GONZALEZ IS A HERO

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A California man named Ken Hunter was having dinner with his girlfriend when he began to choke on a piece of meat.

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TONY GONZALEZ VS. THE MILITARY ROBOTS

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Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is easily the best athlete playing the role of pilot since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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TONY GONZALEZ LIKES LOW MILEAGE GIRLS

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Thanks to handsome HG over at You Been Blinded for tipping me on this MAXIM interview with Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez who lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates:Yeah, girls who are leaking oil are a real turn-off.

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THEY HAVE HOT CHICKS ON TV NOW?

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Over the last month or two I've been getting emails from sports nerds telling me about the erections their tiny penises mustered for two of the wives of Kansas City Chiefs featured on that show about the Kansas City Chiefs, Whatsitcalled.


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